Sometimes you happen upon someone - 'Kid Rock' for example - and think 'what a complete prick'. So congratulations to musician Ted Nugent - someone who aspires to being a bully and an animal-hating wanker. Loves guns - yet shat his pants to avoid the Vietnam draft. He's also contributed to overpopulation by fathering 8 (eight) children. Loves making bold, offensive statements too, so I thought I'd use my right to free speech to even the score a little and call a spade a spade - and a coward a coward.
So: guns; hunting; rampant reproduction and, naturally, a republican and Tea Party supporter. Ted Nugent - you know what you are: a complete and utter prick. And a draft-dodger. Now go and write a song about it, son.
